So, before I broke up with my boyfriend last year, I bought him a Christmas gift. I must say it turned out to be a piece of crap. It was a pillow. He had just moved into his new apartment and didn’t have any yet. So, I bought one. [ Wasn’t I a good girlfriend?]
Fast-forward two weeks later, 2:09 am, to be exact, and I’m attempting to get a good night’s rest on this crappy thing. It only frustrates me, as well as remind me of him…not his sweet little kisses or his cute faces he made when i annoyed him, just how crappy he was. Just like this damn pillow. NO SIR, I DON’T MISS YOU. IN FACT, I WISH YOU WOULD HAVE WAITED TO CONFESS YOUR INFIDELITY A FEW DAYS AFTER CHRISTMAS. THAT WAY, I WOULDN’T BE SLEEPING ON THIS THING. LOSER.
This is me, with my awesome ass mo-hawk and this whack ass pillow.
Can you tell I’m pissed? Lol
Comment! Have you ever regretted buying a gift you gave to a significant other?
